Blokes of foreign nationality might well feel they can sail into dear old Blighty and make this ancient land their home.
|... If you've got feathers, welcome to these isles. Photo by Thought Catalog on Unsplash|
The birds are not far behind, but these beauties are feathered and really are beauties, physically just about perfect.
The authorities, as we have read, have been flexing their muscles over the males trying to barge, or tanker, in.
The opposite is the case for the females flocking here.
Admittedly, these are truly almost perfect creatures which bias suggests the others might not be.
|Welcome ... The visitor we like and his own kind welcomes, too. Thanks to RSPB for the image.|
How come these vast numbers of non-Brits can get in when a handful of humans can’t? It's not as if UK is exactly short of birds, of course.
The Royal Society for the Protection of Birds (RSPB) says we do have many, many resident starlings.
Arrival of thousands
‘This number almost doubles every winter with the arrival of thousands of more starlings from Eastern Europe.
‘Hard weather there forces them to migrate west in search of food.’
They set a surprisingly good example to humans because our starlings don’t object to the foreigners, and seem perfectly happy to share the winter stocks with them.
Unlike human foreigners who arrive, these handsome visitors know when to go home and very importantly they respect certain taboos.
Human arrivals seem unable to ignore Brit gals of page 3 proportions and those who aren't quite.
Of course, this doesn’t go well with local males. However, starling bird brains are worldy.
Rather than risk upsets, the visitors never tweet up local birds. As soon as the spring sap starts to rise, the migrants set off for their summer homes and their own migrating maidens.
Consequentially, no aggro, no uniformed members of their species forcing them to leave. Peace reigns in British nests.
The RSPB says that flocks of migrant starlings have flown across the North Sea from Belgium or the Netherlands, after travelling across northern Europe.
‘In Norfolk, 409,000 starlings were counted passing overhead in autumn 1997, including 87,000 on the 16th October alone.'
The visitors join Brit starlings to form huge flocks, often roosting in parks, reedbeds or city centres.
In spring, the migrant starlings return to Europe, while our own resident birds set up breeding territories here.
As the species seems rather cleverer than some of ours, knowing how to make and keep friends, it seems surprising that the clever and diplomatic starling’s breed is actually in decline.
The breeding population here has fallen by about 50 per cent recently, the society reports. ‘Scientists think that modern farming practices may be to blame.'
RSPB: Migrating starlings